The Director is responsible for the overall vision of a show. They will create a rehearsal plan with the Stage Manager, oversee creative work with the Production Manager, and lead rehearsals with the Cast. Duties will start late July of 2026 and continue until the show closes in June of 2027. Cast auditions will be Late November or Early December 2026. Rehearsals start January 2027, with show dates May/June 2027.

Robin Walser was a TV Star, an ecoterrorist, and is now slinging bagels and crushing on a coworker. That is, before they are chosen as a prophet by a psychedelic Assyrian river god, and it attempts to help them get a date and let their hair down. With the help of their friends, their enemies, and the wildlife of the Chesapeake Bay, they might just make it work.