WHy Not To Build A Computer That Loves

Why Not to Build a Computer That Loves is a sci-fi odyssey following a love-sick robot as they learn the true meaning of life... and accidentally destroy the universe along the way.

Production will begin Late January/Early February 2024 and the show will run Late May to Early June 2024.

Cast and Movement Team Auditions

Friday 1/19 6:30 - 9:30
Saturday 1/20 12:00 - 5:00

3304 Greenmount Ave

You can audition as an actor (most but not all acting roles will include singing), or mover/dancer.

Each audition will last approximately one hour. You will work in groups, performing a group movement exercise and individual acting/music auditions. Actors, prepare any song of your choosing and be ready to sing a portion, as well as a short monologue. If you're auditioning solely for a movement role, prepare a short solo piece. Please arrive at least 15 minutes early. Come prepared to sing, move, and read sides with other performers. We will be casting up to 15 roles with spoken lines, as well as non-speaking/movement-only roles.
If you cannot make it to auditions in person, you may send us a video audition. Please send us a short video, under 3 minutes, that includes a monologue and a song, or another selection that shows off your singing and acting ability. You can upload a file directly, or link to a video elsewhere.
Submit Cast Video Audition

Band Auditions

Accepting Video Auditions Until January 20, 2024

We are looking for the following players:

Rhythm Guitar
Lead Guitar
Synth 1
Synth 2
Synth 3

Bonus if Guitar or Bass Players are also comfortable on keys!

Music for the show is sci-fi inspired multi-genre, vaguely centered around alt and indie rock. Inspiration and includes The Flaming Lips, Daft Punk, Theo Katzman, and 50-60’s sci-fi movie soundtracks. Click the button below to fill out the form and submit a short video audition.

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More info and auditions coming Summer 2024


Spring 2025
More info and auditions coming Fall/Winter 2024

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